Nothing but a Robocop

That is from the Kanye West song entitled "Robocop" about a girl who will not leave Kanye the fuck alone! It is the same girl featured in "Superman" by Eminem. Eminem should have warned Kanye about her.

I have been a horrible blogger. Bad blogger Simone. I think if I had a specific thing to write about, as opposed to my (sometimes Kantian) musings I would be more...productive? Or it could be that my generation can barely pull it together long enough to write an email, let alone write anything LONGER than an email. How I wrote my senior thesis in college is beyond me. And it was all research based! On Ibsen (it's ok if you don't know who he is, he just provided the foundation of ALL MODERN DRAMA). If Ibsen were still around, he would write a show for HBO that would get canceled after two seasons for being too depressing. But Norwegians (correction: fake Norwegians) have gotten me into trouble so I am staying the fuck away from them.

How about this for a topic?

I believe that in this day in age, one can still find someone to date NOT through an internet dating site. So far, however, I must admit that I have not proved my hypothesis to be true. If I eventually have to join a temple in order prove it, so be it. There will always be an ugly Jewish boy who wants to date me. This I can count on. I am not implying all Jewish boys are ugly - I am merely implying that the ugly ones especially favor me.

There is just something about internet dating websites (ok, okcupid) that just seem so...fake to me. Fake, trashy, disgusting, inorganic, sex crazed, and again, I AM NOT EQUIPPED TO WRITE LONG FLIRTY MESSAGES. I can do flirty texts, but those mostly involve ;) which can hardly constitute serious writing on my part. At least if you meet someone organically, they can sort of get to know you before they decide they want to fuck you. Yes, I am old fashioned and would like to somewhat know someone before I fuck them. STDs freak me out (have you heard of the gonnorhea superbug resistant to all forms of anti-biotics?) in addition to babies, rape, and the general hazards of casual sex. I am a very progressive person but I am also a very clean one. In my parents day, the worst they could get were crabs or the clap (I have just learned from wikipedia that the clap is actually another term for gonorrhea. Well, at least their strains of gonorrhea could be cured by anti-biotics). You know what I mean.

And to wrap this up (much like a condom), Bristol Palin and I agree on one thing - wine coolers will get you laid. That is all.